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Arose Such a Clatter: Letters to Santa

by On The Upbeat

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They’re calling it a comeback Xmas won the war Daddy had a heart attack like Christmases before Chanukah isn’t even spoken about. 8 Days would take this family out. Festivus is merely a meme  So the Atheists can put a little eggnog in their bloodstream We’ve got racists and fascist and homophobic uncles and aunts Stuffing themselves and splitting their pants And then I see a child prance, presents under the tree And xmas begins melting me. Elder millennial malaise, notwithstanding I’m a sucker. For yuletide branding. NIce of you to join us at the table he has risen. Get your diploma. Make bettter decisions Impending divorce, unwed father to be. The holidays give all your dirty secrets amnesty. But every December 19th or so, Xmas begins melting me. Complacent and stagnant. The patriarchs telegraphing their stance. Sunning themselves, they drink into trance. But then I see by random chance, the wrapping paper debris And Xmas begins melting me Perfect cousins seeking praise, waists expanding I keep working towards understanding Nice of you to join us at the table, he has risen Now serve your masters. Eat my derision. Second houses foreclosed. Bought a lemon jetski. The Christmas sprit sets all of my dirty secrets free. Well every December 19th or so, Christmas begins melting me.
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Dear Santa, Hope you get this letter and I hope you can bring some great ska to me My co-host Matt and our pal Gary And more guests to bring on our podcast Going in to the new year, 'Cause I want everyone to hear, our show It's so much fun to do! Santa, there's more to add to my request I just want an awesome scene for my friends The rude, the weird, the punks, and the ones who dance And all the folks that you see in the skank pit though they can get a little rough but we can't quite get enough, good shows I hate that but it's true Can we get more tours with bands old and new? Have more varied bills, and some more venues? And more all ages too? Saint Nick, sorry to go on so much I'll just wrap it up in a little bit Joke's wearing thin and no one gets it In all the ways that I try promote ska Could help that a few get through? Happy Christams and Holidays to you I can't just stop here... I won't just stop here... I'd like to thank all of our fans the patrons, and listeners and all the bands You make my day when record and release it out into the world the tunes you bring, the love you give time taken away from the life you live to share with Matt and Gary and I even Tara and Aaron from time to time Thanks to the acts on this here comp For blowing my mind at every stop and if you're listening you'll perceive that here's my heart upon my sleeve If there's one thing I still believe in It's Ska -RJ
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about

All donations to this album go directly to the Marine Toys for Tots Foundation.

MISSION: The basic mission of the Marine Toys for Tots Program is to collect new unwrapped toys and distribute those toys to less fortunate children at Christmas.

GOAL: The primary goal of Marine Toys for Tots is, through the gift of a new toy, help bring the joy of Christmas and send a message of hope to America's less fortunate children.

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FOUNDATION OVERVIEW: The Marine Toys for Tots Foundation, is an IRS recognized 501(c)(3) not-for-profit public charity which was created at the behest of the U. S. Marine Corps in 1991.

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released December 2, 2022

Artwork by Dave Buist

Producers: Matt Vest, Gary Mastriano, RJ Phoenix
Edited as needed by RJ Phoenix

Featuring Tara Hahn as the Voice of Erin the Upbeat Llama

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